Two soldiers and a dragon

U7109 · 2007-03-19 19:31:50

Two soldiers come up to a bridge guarded by a dragon. If they didn't answer the dragon's questions, they would be thrown into the boiling pit of lava beneath them.
"STOP!" The dragon roared to the first soldier. "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

"My name is Fred," The soldier replied.
"What is 1+1?"
"2," Fred replied, going across the bridge.

"STOP!" The dragon roared to the second soldier. "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"My name is James," The soldier replied.
"What is the exact length of a Mountian Lion hidden in the caves of Africa?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"I don't know," The dragon replied. He was thrown into the lava.

LOL

MathsIsFun · 2007-03-19 20:51:14

Ahhh... that reminds me of Monty Python's "Holy Grail"

From IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes):

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

JaneFairfax · 2007-03-19 21:17:15

Here you go:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3AMtVPO-ag0

Last edited by JaneFairfax (2007-06-25 02:32:20)

espeon · 2007-03-20 06:54:34

Lol! Omg This Is Funny!

lightning · 2007-03-21 05:58:19

AHAHAHA you are just like 100 out of 100 best stand-ups with 1 being the highest and 1 being the lowest.....keep this up and you will be just like harry hill or even better benny hill

Zach · 2007-03-21 06:29:49

Bad rip-off of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's scene.

Average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow is still superior.

lightning · 2007-03-23 06:12:27

superior ah ha! i now think the mystery title is supiror member smart Zach!

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