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Jai Ganesh

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

darn, there go the lights again...

"You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

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lightning

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

i'm scared of hospitals and you made it worse lol

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Toast

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

They're so funny XDXDXD~!!!

But now I'm even more scared of surgery...

espeon

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

great... Im going to get nightmares...

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lightning

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Toast :who ang espeon on dito

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U7109

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

I am freaked out of hospitals and surgery... they put you to sleep, so if your having a HEART transplant then you don't see or feel it. Yuck!

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Devantè

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

OK, this is really weird.

After reading that joke, I'm starting to see all the text in members' posts coloured brown or green-ish. And it isn't going away. -.-'

Nice joke, BTW.

rida

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

It's not freaking me out, I don't see why it's freaking you teenagers out. Or is it just that my mum's a breast surgeant so it's natural I don't get freaked out.

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Devantè

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

I'm not 'freaked out', far from it, actually.

And a few people aren't teenagers here.

espeon

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

I'm 1 year away from teens gonna be 13 this september ! lol It is freaky when the doctors put anesthetic in you to numb your feeling and you can't see or feel what's happening. If the doctors were stupid those things could of happened to you without you knowing.

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lightning

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Great......thanks for the super picture

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landof+

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

haha theyre sososo funny!

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luca-deltodesco

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Duh duh duh duh, Shiny Scalpel!, Duh duh duh duh gunna cut 'em up!

(reference Scrubs)

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Devantè

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Ah. I stopped watching that television show very quickly, as it got quite boring and unfunny after a while. How many seasons were there?

luca-deltodesco

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

theres been 4, and 5 is currently airing

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lightning

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

well those jokes where one thing but a crazy docter adding bits and parts in! making inspector gadget!

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U7109

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

What?!

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Devantè

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Some of those jokes (the ones that were posted by Ganesh in the first post) may happen in real life. I wonder if anyone has ever said some of the 'serious' ones before.

U7109

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

You're saying that if you're being operated on, one of the doctors might loose their contact lense in your body which is cut open...

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE SUPER VISION!

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burningleo

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Surgery isn't that scary its just people helping you get better if you were sick, or getting money by selling stuff on the black market.

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U7109

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

I know they help you get better....

BUT THEY MAKE MISTAKES A LOT! I am never going to have surgery in my whole life....

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burningleo

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

What about
Hey is there a doctor in the house?

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burningleo

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

What do you mean they make mistakes alot??

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U7109

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

I HATE SURGERY. There, I think I've proved my point.

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burningleo

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

no u haven't u can only prove it by not having serious surgery u need lol

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