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soroban

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Registered: 2007-03-09

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Dumb and dumber

I heard my first dumb-&-dumber joke on the playground:
. . "He's so dumb, he thinks a football coach has four wheels."
. . "That's really dumb!  How many wheels does it have?"

Bubba and Junior are putting up drywall.
Bubba keeps hearing "plink", "plonk" behind him.
He looks and sees that Junior is throwing away every other nail.
"What are you doing?"
"Some of these nails have the points on the wrong end."
"You idiot! .They're for the other wall."

Bubba and Junior rent a boat and go fishing.
They have a successful day and are driving home.
"Boy, that was fun! .I hope I can remember that spot."
"Don't worry. .I put a big 'X' on the side of the boat to mark it."
"That's stupid! .Suppose we don't get the same boat?"

Bubba and Junior are staring up at a flagpole and a woman walks by.
"What are you doing, guys?"
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole but we don't have a ladder."
The woman takes a wrench out of her purse, loosens a few bolts and lays the pole on the ground.
She uses her tape measure, announces "Twelve feet, six inches" and walks off.
Bubba and Junior shake their heads.
"Ain't that just like a woman. .We want the height and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior were told to lead the mule into the barn.
Approaching the door, they saw that the mule's ears would hit the top of the door.
"He won't fit," said Bubba, "What'll we do?"
So they sat down and thought about it. .A half-hour went by ... an hour ...
"I know!" said Junior, "We'll dig a trench and let the mule walk in it."
"That won't work," said Bubba, "It's his ears that are too long, not his legs.

Tigeree

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Re: Dumb and dumber

i cant read that      ok i read the first 2 : i dont get it

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Devantè

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Nice jokes, although I've heard of a few of them before.

Tigeree

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Re: Dumb and dumber

still dont get it

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lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

neither do i

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U7109

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Re: Dumb and dumber

I have heard these before, but they are quite good

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lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! because me and Tigeree don't get it

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Maelwys

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Re: Dumb and dumber

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! because me and Tigeree don't get it

There's like 5 jokes there, which one don't you get?

lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

well....let me think......hmmm....ah ha i don't get the lot of them to be honest

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U7109

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Me to!

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lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

I have heard these before, but they are quite good

but you said here that you've heard them before so what your saying is that your lying like the advert on TV 'trust me cuase i'm a lair'

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U7109

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Re: Dumb and dumber

I said I've heard them before, yes. But I just didn't get them the first time, and I still don't.

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lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

you said they were quite good so you do get them so HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! just to let you know...........i like chocolate!!!

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U7109

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Reason why I called myself Choco. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!

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lightning

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Re: Dumb and dumber

STOP COPYING ME!!!! I'M THE ONE WHO IS RAMDOM AND.................sniffy

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U7109

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Sorry

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XxkathyxX

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Re: Dumb and dumber

i got em all because im great, hahaha only joking, hi peeps wot a good first impression, im new to the site and wanna say a big hello to everyone.. HELLO...=D

MathsIsFun

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Hiya kathy!

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burningleo

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Re: Dumb and dumber

I like that last one but why they not just hold it's ears down or something it not like it going to hurt it unless it ears totally solid

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JohnnyReinB

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Re: Dumb and dumber

Umm, burningleo, that was the (dumb) point while the legs were the (dumber) point

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