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#1 2007-09-07 15:10:33

soroban
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#2 2007-09-07 22:46:23

MathsIsFun
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Re: Historical Spam Subject Lines

Funny! And nice of you to keep it clean.


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#3 2007-09-08 00:58:37

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Re: Historical Spam Subject Lines

Those are seriously good.....


I shall be on leave until I say so...

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