Girls = Evil

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-01 06:02:47

i dont mean to offend any one
but i thought that this was funny
it made me giggle on the inside
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ … _Evil.html

i think the links messed up

but it pretty much said this

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JaneFairfax · 2007-09-01 12:01:17

Why pick on girls? The exact same method can be used to prove that anything you dont like is evil. You can always argue that anything you dont like is a waste of time and money and get the first equation; the rest follows.

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MathsIsFun · 2007-09-01 12:09:51

For me:

Viruses = Time × Money.

Makes sense, too!

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-01 12:42:07

JaneFairfax wrote:

Why only girls? The exact same method can be used to prove that anything you dont like is evil. You can always argue that anything you dont like is a waste of time and money and get the first equation; the rest follows.

yes i no
this is just a joke
nothing can ever realy be proven
didnt eman anythign by it
but the most obvious thing taht is wrong with this are these two
first
love of money is the root of all evil
not money = the root of all evil
so it would be
love x money = evil^(1/2)
second
the fact that _______(insert whatever u dont like here) = time x money is incoorect
cuz it requires time AND money
so it would actually be ______ = time + money

so its just a joke
and its clearly flawed in like every way imaginable
so try not to take offence to this
u seemed kind of angry

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landof+ · 2007-09-01 14:24:19

algebra can prove anything.

Ricky · 2007-09-01 14:24:59

Algebra can't prove that algebra is consistent.

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-02 08:31:36

landof+ wrote:

algebra can prove anything.

nothing can be proven
they can only be not disproven by the millions in the world who attempted to do so but failed miserably

landof+ · 2007-09-02 17:23:16

BUT using the same method, we can prove that algebra cannot prove it is consistent using algebra.... haha!!

mathsyperson · 2007-09-02 21:43:37

Prove it.

Devantè · 2007-09-04 01:26:50

Make the joke involve Teletubbies, and the joke succeeds instead of fails. It would get people to buy his handbag on e-Bay.

JaneFairfax · 2007-09-04 03:53:23

Anything that is a product of time and money is literally evil.

Identity · 2007-09-04 04:09:55

Life = Time × Money

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-04 14:28:57

well it really doesnt matter b/c this proof is like one of the most flawed objects ever created

landof+ · 2007-09-04 14:46:33

might as well say that algebra is one of the most flawed concepts ever?

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-05 08:21:40

landof+ wrote:

might as well say that algebra is one of the most flawed concepts ever?

well this proof isnt proper algebra is it?

landof+ · 2007-09-05 12:17:00

It isn't, because with Girls = G*i*r*l*s and Time = T*i*m*e and Evil = E*v*i*l, although it may work, there are certain pieces that just don't fit.... why don't say that TievElmi = TimeEvil ? That should apply.

espeon · 2007-09-11 04:05:58

Say that girls are evil again and ill make sure you see the evil side of me>.>

Devantè · 2007-09-11 04:13:50

Stop using that text emoticon everywhere.

-

It makes me feel ... like n00b-hammering other people ... which is good, keep it up!

espeon · 2007-09-11 04:25:13

Sorry I'm addicted to using it >.>

ITS IN MY BLOODSTREAM! MWAHHAHAAHHAHA!

...

>.>

landof+ · 2007-09-11 23:53:19

I've read a book about some educated rodents, and it says a rat named Sardines once ate a whole box of greasepaint and it seemed to havegotten into his blood.
Book: The Amazing Maurice and His Edcated Rodents

Yes, the rat could talk and read and TAP DANCE... And he read the word off a tin can and though it sounded stylish. Yeah, Yeah, Sardines! Haha!

espeon · 2007-09-12 04:18:23

And so can Rattatouie >.>

U7109 · 2007-09-12 22:33:44

Oh, y'mean Remy from Rattatouie? He could tap dance pretty good, as he walked on two legs. And he cooked pretty good too.

landof+ · 2007-09-13 01:17:07

it's Ratatouille, guys. The two are wuite similar, cept that the names in that book are things like Hamnpork, Darktan, Donut Enter, Big Savings, Nourishing, Toxie and etc.

fruitloop · 2007-09-29 14:27:12

lol!!!
just change girl to mowing the lawn and its perfect! (i hate mowing the lawn.... i have mow my neighbores, mind, and the family junk cottage's lawn and usually on the same day.... but i'll live b/c my neighbors pay me)

shocamefromebay · 2007-09-29 14:44:11

landof+ wrote:

It isn't, because with Girls = G*i*r*l*s and Time = T*i*m*e and Evil = E*v*i*l, although it may work, there are certain pieces that just don't fit.... why don't say that TievElmi = TimeEvil ? That should apply.

well if we replace Evil in the proof with the variable E
and Time with T
and so on and so on
it would work

that is why TievElmi = TimeEvil does not apply

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