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#1 2007-10-07 01:50:35
- Jai Ganesh
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Birthday gift!!!
Here's another joke I got in my inbox!
A wife mentioned to her husband that
for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in
four seconds. She was expecting something like this......................1.
But her husband presented her with something very
different..............2.
The husband is in a critical but stable condition in
ICU!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2007-10-07 02:16:24
- JaneFairfax
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Re: Birthday gift!!!
And the husband deserves to be in hospital. 
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#3 2007-10-07 09:15:22
- MathsIsFun
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Re: Birthday gift!!!
LOL!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#4 2007-10-09 00:00:48
- lightning
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Re: Birthday gift!!!
That it so funny!!!
behold the moving HA!!
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#5 2007-10-09 03:37:12
- rida
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Re: Birthday gift!!!
lol you got the idea of writing in smilies off me
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#6 2007-10-17 04:00:29
- lightning
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Re: Birthday gift!!!
And i like moving smilies GO RIDA!!!
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