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#1 2005-04-14 06:28:27
- Roraborealis
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A joke
There were once three people called Rubbish, Manners, and Go away. They were all related since they were all brothers.
One day Rubbish got flattened by a train, so manners started to sweep him up. Then, a policeman came up to Go away and said, "What is your name?"
Go away replied: "Go away."
The policeman said, "Now really! Please, I only need your name. What is it?"
Go away said simply: "Go away."
The police started to angry at this point. "Just say your name and I'll go away!" he hissed. "What is your name?"
"Go away."
The policeman got very frustrated here. He glared at go away and asked: "Where is your manners?"
"Sweeping up rubbish."
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#2 2005-04-15 23:15:56
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Re: A joke
brothers tend to be related
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#3 2005-04-23 23:13:41
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Re: A joke
that was so funny that i forgot to laugh! ...really
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#4 2005-04-24 00:19:23
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-_- I bet.
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#5 2005-04-26 00:37:50
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Re: A joke
i think ive got a better one about three brothers.
there are 3 brother who own a shop
they only knew how to speak one english phrase each (yes, fork and knife and yeh)
one day, a policeman comes up and asked them if they killed the man who was dead outside
yes, replied the first brother
how did you kill him, asked the officer
fork and knife fork and kinfe
do you want to go to jail
yeh answered the third brother
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#6 2007-06-12 02:24:35
- shocamefromebay
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Re: A joke
haha it was very punny
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#7 2007-09-10 01:14:46
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Re: A joke
Both are funny... VERY FUNNY 
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Just a coincidence, but Choco has posted this joke, too:/
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#8 2007-09-18 20:45:38
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Re: A joke
I think that I have heard of a similar version of the joke before, but its always nice to hear it again.
3 brothers, stupid, manners and trouble.
One day, trouble got lost.
The other two brothers decided to report it to the police.
Since, manners din know english, he decided to wait outside the police station.
Policeman "yes sir, how may I help you? What is your name?"
Stupid, "stupid"
"where is ur manners?" getting angry.
"outside"
"Are you looking for trouble?"
"Yes"
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#9 2007-09-18 23:11:35
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THIS JOKE IS 2 YEARS AND A COUPLE OF MONTHS OLD! PLEASE don't bring up joke from Ages ago.
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#10 2007-09-19 00:32:27
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Ooops.... din notice that... Sorry... New member and was juz reading some of them...
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#11 2007-09-19 04:55:57
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THIS JOKE IS 2 YEARS AND A COUPLE OF MONTHS OLD! PLEASE don't bring up joke from Ages ago.
Speak for yourself.
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#12 2007-10-03 09:40:21
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what do you......THE TIME CAPSULE IS DIFFERENT
and i forgive you mathslakers(nice name btw)
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#13 2007-10-11 21:02:46
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hahahaha really very funny . its nice ,
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#14 2007-10-17 04:06:55
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Teacher........... Devant® is making fun of the time capsule which i should really bring back up now...... see you in the other thrread!!!
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