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#1 2005-05-06 19:24:33
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Great Truths that Adults Have Learned
* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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#2 2005-05-15 23:12:45
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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned
I have good news and i have bad news.
The good news is there isn't any bad news.
But the bad news is there isn't any good news.
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#3 2008-01-09 04:16:04
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Nice "jokes"
(im an ALIEN 
) im kool 
(WHAT 
You cant steal my fridge!)]
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#4 2008-01-09 11:07:20
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WOAH!!! y'know i think im the nut lol pistashio if i do say so myself hmmm salty
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#5 2008-01-09 11:10:05
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Lightning nice new pic
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#6 2008-01-09 11:14:30
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thanks its my new dog 5wks old he has no name.... it you would you can name him!!!
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#7 2008-01-09 11:16:24
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hmmm how bout Charles thats a good dog name
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#8 2008-01-09 11:18:49
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we already have a charles(german shep.) BTW i have 25 dogs its has to be unique..nothing that no one thats thought of hmmm
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#9 2008-01-09 11:36:52
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Monger?
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#10 2008-01-09 11:48:08
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Where?!?!
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#11 2008-01-09 12:06:17
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no a mean his name could it be Monger?
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#12 2008-01-10 00:37:31
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nah it scares meh
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#13 2008-01-10 01:56:09
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Why?
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#14 2008-02-26 13:33:29
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what do you call a chiken with legs? a chiken leg. hahahahahahahahqha
ps. rockon
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#15 2008-02-27 11:02:33
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* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
i like this one because i am a teenager:D
I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me! 
why is it when you are writing something important you run out of spa
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#16 2011-11-10 03:40:52
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why'd the mushroom go to a party?
because he's a fun-gi!! 
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#17 2012-04-01 20:20:17
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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned
* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Very good and interesting facts and I think everyone should keep these kind of facts in mind and I like this very much "Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside"
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