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mathsyperson

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Registered: 2005-06-22

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Tellytubbies are evil!

This is quite well known, and you may of heard it for something other than tellytubbies, but this is a 'mathematical' proof that tellytubbies are evil.

Tellytubbies are the product of the BBC spending time and money.
Tellytubbies = time x money

It's well known that time is money, so tellytubbies = money x money = money²

It's also well known that money is the root of all evil, so tellytubbies = √evil²
The square and square root cancel out, and there it is! Tellytubbies are evil!

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Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

You have too much time on your hands.

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wcy

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Registered: 2005-08-04

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

here is another similar joke

Knowledge is power
power=knowledge

Time is money.
time=money

But power=work done/time
knowledge=work done/money

money=work done/knowledge

Moral of the equation:As the knowledge of a person approaches 0, the money he earns approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done!

funny?

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Reminded me of one of Murphy's Love Laws:-

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant

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MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Yes, and doesn't it always make you laugh when some superstar says "I just wish I could meet the right person ... it must be because  people always think I am unavailable ..."

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MasterofDisguise

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

nice and more proof to tellytubbies are evil is THEY JUST ARE

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Lollipop

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Ha  Ha  I Ave Never Eard This 1 B 4

Roraborealis

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

That one's brilliant!

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power man

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

cool

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coconut

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

hey MathIsFun did you earn the Adminisstrator? or do you have to be a certain age

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power man

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

he is the administrator

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JohnnyReinB

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Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

hey MathIsFun did you earn the Adminisstrator? or do you have to be a certain age

Mathsisfun is the one who created this forum, that's why he's the administrator.

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