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mummy64

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock!
Doris. 
Doris, who? 
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

MathsIsFun

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Re: Knock Knock

Hey, tis funny!

Thanks Mummy. (that sounds odd)

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wellkell

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Re: Knock Knock

a man walks into a shop and asks for a jam maker the shop keeper replys what a jamaica no a jam maker the man replied what a jamaican cake

Roraborealis

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Re: Knock Knock

I don't get that one.

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Mr T

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Re: Knock Knock

i think the correct term is i...don't get it

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Roraborealis

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Re: Knock Knock

Ahem.

i...don't get it

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Mr T

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Re: Knock Knock

yes!!! Preach the truth sister!!!

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

laureneh

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Re: Knock Knock

(h) spk 2 mi im funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

laureneh

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Re: Knock Knock

(-_-){-__-} knock knock...

MathsIsFun

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Re: Knock Knock

Who's there?

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Roraborealis

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Re: Knock Knock

The interrupting cow!

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Zach

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Re: Knock Knock

Moo.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

stewie

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Re: Knock Knock

I feel that we may never know who was there...

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Roraborealis

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Re: Knock Knock

Um, it was the interrupting cow, and it interrupted before someone could say The interrupting cow who?
Get it? (though I already know what he'll say...)

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Zach

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Re: Knock Knock

Moo!

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Alg Num Theory

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Re: Knock Knock

A variation on the knock-knock joke is the ring-ring (telephone) joke.

Ring Ring.
Hello?
Linus.
Linus who?
Linus bad – can you speak up?

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Me, or the ugly man, whatever (3,3,6)