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#1 2006-08-16 03:27:06

soha
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A message about lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."



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#2 2006-08-16 04:15:12

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Re: A message about lying

Funny - Things like that always happen! smile

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#3 2008-01-14 11:11:23

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Re: A message about lying

lol roflol nice one!


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#4 2008-03-30 11:17:31

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Re: A message about lying

awesome :rofp


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#5 2008-03-30 11:18:01

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Re: A message about lying

how did you do that


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#6 2008-03-30 19:32:04

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Re: A message about lying

I think it's : r o f l o l, I think.

Let's check. roflol

Yep, it's right.

Last edited by JohnnyReinB (2008-03-31 19:32:40)


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#7 2008-03-31 11:59:35

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Re: A message about lying

huh, thats funny smile


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#8 2008-03-31 23:43:35

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Re: A message about lying

up minted joke!!!

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#9 2008-04-14 00:13:28

soha
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Re: A message about lying

lightning wrote:

up minted joke!!!

minted??????????????????????

joke??????????????


what did u say???????????


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#10 2008-04-14 14:59:39

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Re: A message about lying

HE SAID: "Minted Joke" If I'm not mistaken Correct me if I'm wrong. =P


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#11 2008-04-14 17:49:19

soha
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Re: A message about lying

what do u mean? the meaning or u are telling something????//


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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