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#1 2007-05-19 20:45:44
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Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
There are three people called Shut Up, Manners and Trouble, who go down to the beach to have a game of Hide-And-Seek. Manners hides behind a bin, Trouble hides behind a fat palm tree and Shut Up tries to find them. Shut Up bumps into a policeman who says, "What's your name?" and Shut Up replies, "Shut Up," the policeman says, "Where's your manners, in the bin?"
"Yup," Shut Up replies, as he finds Manners hiding in the bin. "Are you looking for trouble?!" The policeman yells, and Shut Up says:
"Yeah, I've been looking for ages!"
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#2 2007-05-19 21:37:26
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
Nice joke, Chocò. I've heard many variations on this joke. In fact, I posted a similar joke quite some time ago!
I have heard some rumour that this joke originated in the country of Ireland.
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#3 2007-06-12 02:26:56
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
haha
punny, punnyy.
i just read a similar joke to this one
i wonder if there is a special name for these jokes
like they have the name blonde joke for blonde jokes
would they call these shut up jokes???
lolol
any ways
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#4 2007-06-15 02:12:22
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
Nice joke
actually we have a same version
in our local language from Mauritius!!!
but still enjoy it!!!
lol : )
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#5 2007-06-19 03:35:31
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So funny!
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#6 2007-09-29 14:33:57
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
lol!
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#7 2007-10-01 07:34:01
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
i know many versions of this joke... actully i made up one myself!
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#8 2008-01-13 12:22:34
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
Nice joke, Chocò. I've heard many variations on this joke. In fact, I posted a similar joke quite some time ago!
I have heard some rumour that this joke originated in the country of Ireland.
I dont think THAT rumour is true
i am from ireland and i know that rumour is WRONG!
but nice joke 
Last edited by MasterofDisguise (2008-01-16 04:23:05)
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#9 2008-05-03 01:45:08
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
:lol
shimmy shimmy coconut shimmy shimmy nut
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#10 2008-05-03 01:46:14
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and 
shimmy shimmy coconut shimmy shimmy nut
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#11 2008-09-30 12:05:10
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
Hahahahah:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#12 2009-04-17 12:30:12
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Re: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble
like carzy, alchol & manners !
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