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#1 2006-11-27 05:02:23
- rida
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The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?
Phew, that one's easy, says the teacher, The Titanic.
Alright, said St.Peter, you may pass.
Then the thief got his question: How many died on the Titanic?
The thief replied, That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people. And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: Name them.
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#2 2006-11-27 05:52:46
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
So, do we know what their names were?
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#3 2008-01-07 02:50:33
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
the answer would probally be no
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#4 2008-05-02 06:55:58
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
we dont know so thats a bit of a prob
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#5 2008-05-02 06:58:04
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
i feel bad 4 the guy if it was a guy iguess thats ssooooooooooooooooo sad thats unfair
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#6 2008-05-02 09:01:28
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
Why unfair? He was a lawyer, that was why he got the last question. 
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#7 2008-05-03 01:39:23
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
but how is he supposed to know all of the names its sooooooooo sad
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#8 2008-05-03 13:44:27
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
He's a lawyer, he's NOT supposed to get in! 
"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" 
Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam
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#9 2008-05-09 10:50:42
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
oh.... now i understand
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#10 2008-05-12 22:54:47
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
Hey... why's everyone so hateful towards lawyers, how would we be without them?
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#11 2008-05-13 00:41:39
- luca-deltodesco
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
better ^^
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#12 2008-06-20 05:40:39
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Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer
Hey... why's everyone so hateful towards lawyers, how would we be without them?
I havent needed one yet, due to my young age and fearful manner to getting in trouble, but I guess not bankrupt? XD
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