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#1 2008-08-13 10:28:05
- JaneFairfax
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Women!
A man stops a woman in the street and asks, Can you tell me the best way to the supermarket?
The woman says, Are you walking or driving?
The man says, Im driving.
The woman says, Yeh, thats the quickest way! 
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#2 2008-08-17 05:45:01
- integer
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Re: Women!
Yeah, that's a typical woman.
You ask a woman a simple question and she'll give a smart alec reply but not actually answer the question.
The "quickest way" but NOT the best way.
BTW JaneFairfax IS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHO IS NOT TYPICAL.
That should keep her from kicking me in the asterisks.
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#3 2008-08-17 08:26:27
- careless25
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Re: Women!
BTW JaneFairfax IS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHO IS NOT TYPICAL.
That should keep her from kicking me in the asterisks.
Nice Joke Jane!
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#4 2008-08-17 08:46:37
- luca-deltodesco
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Re: Women!
Women inspire us to do great things...and then prevent us from ever achieving them
The Beginning Of All Things To End.
The End Of All Things To Come.
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#5 2008-09-22 19:55:06
- Tigeree
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Re: Women!
I luv that! that is sooo good! I luv being a woman 
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#6 2008-09-29 22:37:50
- mastermind786
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Re: Women!
lol nice one
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#7 2008-10-03 17:51:06
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Women!
A very good one, Jane! Just like all of your others ... 
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#8 2008-10-04 17:54:37
- Tigeree
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Yeah thats, lyk, the only thing i lyk bout bing a woman.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#9 2008-10-07 09:16:56
- Chewy
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Re: Women!
Jane, that is a great joke !
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#10 2009-01-14 16:46:10
- wasabi
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Re: Women!
hahaha i love it, too
Get out of your comfort zone to see the brighter horizon
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#11 2009-05-05 18:52:44
- claire_111
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Re: Women!
]great joke,but it seems a little short LoL
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#12 2009-05-08 07:56:30
- quittyqat
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Re: Women!
Hahhahahahahahahahaha!
I'll be here at least once every decade.
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