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Re: Random jokes I come acrossBad guys are obnoxious. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #252 20120520 15:35:01
Re: Random jokes I come acrossYeah. Isn't it great? People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. ~ Anton Chekhov Cheer up, emo kid. #253 20120520 18:46:19
Re: Random jokes I come acrossWhy must there be someone to beat? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #254 20120723 02:06:59
Re: Random jokes I come acrossA scientist was carrying out an experiment on electricity. Suddenly his apparatus blew up. When he realized what had gone wrong, he was horrified at what he had accidentally done. He couldn't believe he had just touched the anode of his electrolytic cell. Last edited by Sylvia104 (20120723 02:13:22) #255 20120728 00:18:35
Re: Random jokes I come acrossMathematicians have their own diet plan: binomial ........ trinomial Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional). LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make. #256 20120818 00:36:41
Re: Random jokes I come acrossSome random Mathematical Jokes Last edited by Agnishom (20120818 00:41:03) 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #257 20120818 04:18:49
Re: Random jokes I come acrossHi Agnishom; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #258 20120818 12:18:32
Re: Random jokes I come acrossTo be honest, 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #259 20120818 16:55:07
Re: Random jokes I come acrossHi Agnishom; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #260 20120822 09:01:12
Re: Random jokes I come acrossHi all! Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional). LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make. #261 20121017 11:58:57
Re: Random jokes I come acrossA man rode with his friends each day passing through a long tunnel. Each time they exited the tunnel Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional). LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make. #262 20121021 14:38:07
Re: Random jokes I come acrossThe coroner had a particularly difficult time determining the cause for the sudden death of the hog Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional). LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make. #263 20121221 00:04:40
Re: Random jokes I come across^^^Why are you putting such links? 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #264 20121221 00:15:23
Re: Random jokes I come acrossHi Agnishom; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #265 20121221 02:55:31
Re: Random jokes I come acrossThanks 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #266 20140317 19:55:17
Re: Random jokes I come acrossCode:_________________________________________ / There once was a king who ruled his \  country long, wisely, and well. The   king had a son whom he hoped would   someday rule the land. He also wished   in his heart that the son ould be wise   and compassionate. One day he said to   the prince: "If you promised that you   would give a certain woman anything,   even half of your kingdom, and then she   demanded the life of your best friend,   what would your decision be, my son?"   The young prince thought for a moment   and then said, "I would tell her that   she was my best friend, and cut her   head off." The king knew that his son  \ would be a great king. /  \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ w    [From the offensive section of Fortune] 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #267 20140318 13:00:54
Re: Random jokes I come acrossA Pole comes into a Warsaw bank. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #268 20140407 02:02:28
Re: Random jokes I come acrossCode:Fortune's Guide to Movies: G: No girl. PG: The hero gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl, then the good guy gets the girl. X: The hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never sure which end it will be. XXX: Everybody gets the girl. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda 