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#1 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-19 18:40:03
This is not meant to offend anyone or be racist!
[Well then, can I change the person? -- justlooking]
how do you stop [the idiot] from drinking?
close the toilet lid!
#2 Re: Jokes » Lawyers » 2006-06-04 19:32:53
what do you call a lawyer on the moon?
a problem
what do you call 10 lawyers on the moon?
a bigger problem
what do call all the lawyers on the moon?
problem solved.
#3 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-04 19:28:18
Two blondes walked into a building
you'd think one of them would have seen it (they walked right into the building(Bang!))
#4 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-04 19:26:04
where r u from vulcan bcoz me clock says it was 25 past 2 when you said
about time the bird went! It's 11PM!
Me be from OZ
#5 Re: Guestbook » do u think im hot? take the quiz » 2006-06-04 19:12:59
[I can't get laid!]
Hang in there buddy!
#6 Re: Guestbook » do u think im hot? take the quiz » 2006-06-04 19:11:49
I dunno
are you describing this girl i know?
cause if so... yes
#7 Re: Introductions » yo I'm New » 2006-06-04 19:06:21
Doncha mean accepted? Cause i get the feeling that being excepted is the same as being excluded.
Hi i'm vulcan
i'm 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 years old
my dad's a farmer and sos me mum
don't worry about that family of yours
i feel like that sometimes as well
look on the bright side
they don't notice your grades as much
#8 Re: Introductions » I'm back » 2006-01-12 15:49:34
Hi Vulcan! Do you remember me?
You bet i do!
#9 Introductions » I'm back » 2006-01-11 22:08:10
- Vulcan
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Hey everyone!
I'm back.
my net was stuffed so we had to get it fixed!
this web has become awesome!:o*jaw drops to the ground*
For the admin's eyes only
you made other people moderators but not my *eye's narrow*
#10 Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Dont bother visiting because it's really boring in here » 2005-06-21 01:13:01
- Vulcan
- Replies: 9
hello
i'm vulcan
you may remember me from such forums as 'Members only' and 'Jokes'
any questions?
#11 Re: Guestbook » your maths website » 2005-06-07 23:19:18
you **************************
you are a selfish ************************
dont you know how hard it is to make a website!?!?
#12 Re: Guestbook » hi xxxxx » 2005-06-07 23:16:09
translated, i assume it means that they love polls.
#13 Re: Introductions » i am a wuss... or a sloth. » 2005-06-07 23:13:43
but where am i?
you sure do need some picture finding lessons.
#14 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-06-07 23:10:32
i am a sloth.
and as a sloth, i have the rights to sloth around like the flash.*dissapears and reappears 1000m away*
#15 Introductions » i am a wuss... or a sloth. » 2005-06-07 23:03:34
- Vulcan
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hi!
i am a wuss.
i said a wuss!
wuss! wuss to you all!
slothing around is sluggish.
it's pretty slow.
some people might even say it's sluggish!
this is the sloth dance.
*stares blankly at the computer screen as a bird pecks at the keyboard*
#16 Re: Guestbook » hi » 2005-06-07 22:52:30
???
\
wot she yabbering bout?
/
wot i yabbering about?
\
wot you yammering bout?
/
wot he yammering about?
phew... for a minute i lost saneness.
OH NO!
here it comes again!
DSRHYYGFJCJDTCJYtydhjszhsrjhsrjSR JRDyyJTDYI
#17 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-06-07 22:48:55
what do you call a hobo sleeping in a tree?
me ya (the rest of this sentence has been censored due to horrific coarse langauge.)
#18 Re: Puzzles and Games » Horse race » 2005-05-28 01:50:56
#19 Re: Puzzles and Games » Horse race » 2005-05-26 00:37:08
i done this
you extend . . .
. . .
. . .
into . . . .
. . .
. . .
.
simple
#20 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-05-24 22:52:28
to the grim reeper.
shame on you *shaming with fingers*
#21 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-05-22 18:12:02
yes.........
yes i will
curse you grim reeper!
#22 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Upgraded the Worksheets » 2005-05-22 00:36:24
if you die .....
i think you cease to exist.
#23 Re: Help Me ! » Puzzling Puzzle » 2005-05-22 00:33:30
wahoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i am the smartest kid in the universe!
or........
atleast the mathsisfunniverse!
#24 Re: Help Me ! » Puzzling Puzzle » 2005-05-22 00:30:18
um............
no?
or.............
yes?
wait..........
i know this one...........................................................................
um....................
i think................
yes?
#25 Re: Puzzles and Games » Horse race » 2005-05-21 23:59:50
maybe the king has to say that the winner gets a cake.
the greediest ones dont deserve to be king so who ever come last gets the kingdom!