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#1 Re: Introductions » A new buddy here for U » 2007-06-29 18:28:01
Hi angle_12. I'm from Australia.
#2 Re: Introductions » Know what? » 2007-06-29 18:16:43
Welcome to MathsIsFun, LuLu. That was random indeed. Did you know that all polar bears are left-handed?
So are most parrots.
#3 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Global Warming- It's Happening! » 2007-06-29 18:10:16
Here's something else that's scary: look up the Kola Peninsula; there are hundreds of nuclear submarines sitting at the bottom of the ocean, more nuclear power plants on a 100km2 area than in the rest of the world, and a dozen nuclear ice-breakers and other nuclear-powered ships sitting in the port, IN THE WATER. Apparently, spending a week in the air there takes about a decade off your life.
#4 Re: Help Me ! » Imposible Question » 2007-06-17 19:32:23
Well his teacher apologised. She had just made a mistake.
#5 Re: Help Me ! » Imposible Question » 2007-06-16 18:34:16
Anything divided by itself is ONE. So I would say ONE is the answer.
However, most will agree the problem is UNDEFINED, which means it has no answer.
But 0*0=0, so shouldn't 0/0=0?
#6 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Global Warming- It's Happening! » 2007-06-16 18:28:06
We are all talking about this, but no-one is doing anything. For example, do any of you shut you computer down then switch it off at the plug? Same with TVs. And how many people have energy saving light bulbs installed in all the lights at their house? If every one that reads this does that, then tells others to do it too, the we could actually make a difference. Try it. And look at my signiture.
#7 Re: Jokes » Mistook for Copying » 2007-06-16 17:54:19
My brothers do that to
#8 Re: Jokes » crossing road jokes. » 2007-06-16 17:51:08
Why did the whale cross the road?
#9 Help Me ! » Imposible Question » 2007-06-16 17:40:46
- chatalot
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My 3rd grade brother was given a home-work assinment or pages of maths questions. He asked me to correct it, so I did. But one of the question was imposible. Can any of you make sense of this?
0 devide by 0 is:
I asked my mother (a fully qualified maths teacher) and she could not make sense of it to. So can any of you make it possible?
#10 Re: Jokes » A very strange riddle » 2007-05-24 14:26:15
Its a seed with all little hooks on it that hooks into an animals fur and travles to plant itself. Infact, the man that created velcro got the idea from after walking his dog, he found heaps of burs in its coat!
#11 Jokes » A very strange riddle » 2007-05-18 17:24:54
- chatalot
- Replies: 7
I went into the forrest and found it.
I sat down to look for it.
I couldn't find it so I went home with it.
WHAT AM I?
#12 Re: Jokes » Little red... » 2007-05-18 17:17:55
I don't know!!!
#13 Jokes » Little red... » 2007-05-11 17:48:19
- chatalot
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A little red man lived in a little red house. One day the little red man was takeing a little red shower when the little red door-bell rang. So the little red man put a little red towl around his little red body and went to awnser his little red door. He saw his little red paper in a little red bush. As he was leaning down to get his little red paper his little red towl fell off. Just then a little red old lady ran across the road and got hit by a bus.
The morral of this story is: Never cross the road when the little red man is flashing.
I got that from the book "I am Jack".
#14 Re: Guestbook » Hi Here To Sign The Book » 2007-05-04 18:27:58
Cool arangements.
#15 Re: Guestbook » smiles » 2007-04-20 20:30:25
Then why doesnt a mod or mathsisfun just deleat this?
#16 Re: Guestbook » Hey I am now a member » 2007-03-31 17:52:56
Mabey she (or is it a he?) didn't like the name any more.
#17 Re: Guestbook » if you are a guest you might want too come in here! » 2007-03-28 14:55:02
Wasn't this topic to get guests on this thread? Amazingly, none have posted on here yet.
#18 Puzzles and Games » Word search (good idea lightning) » 2007-03-28 14:49:31
- chatalot
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I have decided to folow lightning's lead and create a word search.
giencwowem
garjcxnaka
tdkllmackt
wdebasjhdh
Find:
wow math add
#19 Re: Guestbook » Click here » 2007-03-24 20:32:17
O.K. I've got a story with all of the smiles:
There were 2 very happy people 
who went to the movies but one of them was not sure that they wanted to go 
and then her friend forced her so she was very sad 
but the friend told her to cheer up and put on a false grin 
. But the movie was very scary but it had a happy ending 
. The girl was still not sure she liked it though 
but then they saw a clown 
and they laughed and laughed 
but the show ended so they got very angry 
. Some other kids saw them and rolled their eyes 
, they were cool 
and they did not think the other were. So the 2 girls tried rolling their eyes 
but looked ridiculas and freeked the other people out , all except 2 boys who fell in love with the girls and kissed them 
. The cool kids laughed 
and rolled their eyes again 
but their parents saw them and told them off 
but the 2 girls and the 2 boys were still sad 
but then they cheered up 
and the cool kids parents thought it was so sweet 
then fell asleep 
. The 2 girls waved good bye to the 2 boys 
and then got mad at the cool kids 
who had just stuck their tongues out at the 2 girls . But the girls got home late so the parents got suspicious 
and fainted when the were told what happened I mean who wouldent 
.
#20 Re: Guestbook » Harry Potter » 2007-03-17 13:33:26
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#21 Re: Guestbook » Who... » 2007-03-03 15:06:21
Yeah, take a chill pill for once. ( One of my teachers fav sayings).
#22 Re: Jokes » Bad Jokes » 2007-03-02 17:15:35
How many crimanals does it take to install a light-bulb
#23 Re: Jokes » Bad Jokes » 2007-03-02 17:10:34
Why did the scientest install a knocker on his door
#24 Re: Jokes » crossing road jokes. » 2007-03-02 17:02:17
Q.Why did the car cross the road
Lame, I know. But dont blame me, I made it up within ten seconds!
#25 Re: Guestbook » Harry Potter » 2007-03-02 16:51:13
Ive read the first twice, second twice, third three times, forth five times, fith I'm reading for the third time and I've read the sixth twice. I've seen the movies; first twice, second once, third three times and the forth once. My parents are right, I am truely obsessed with Harry Potter.