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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?

A: They all come out at night.

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Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?

A: His fang club.

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Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A: To stop his coffin.

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Q: What type of dog does every vampire have?

A: Bloodhound!

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Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

A: Because he had bat breath.

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Q: What did Dracula have for dessert?

A: Whine & Ice scream.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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