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#1 2021-06-11 20:45:08

ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 5

Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night.
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Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.
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Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.
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Q: What type of dog does every vampire have?
A: Bloodhound!
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Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
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Q: What did Dracula have for dessert?
A: Whine & Ice scream.
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