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#1 2021-06-11 20:45:08
- Jai Ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 5
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night.
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Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.
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Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.
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Q: What type of dog does every vampire have?
A: Bloodhound!
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Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
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Q: What did Dracula have for dessert?
A: Whine & Ice scream.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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