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#1 2021-08-24 01:07:17
- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 8
Q: What dies but never lives?
A: A battery.
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Q: What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
A: Fry-day.
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Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
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Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines.
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Q: What does a skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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