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#1 2021-08-24 01:07:17

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 8

Q: What dies but never lives?
A: A battery.
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Q: What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
A: Fry-day.
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Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
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Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines.
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Q: What does a skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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