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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 21
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
A: From a distance.
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Q: What kind of music do mummies like best?
A: Wrap.
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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Q: Where can you learn to make ice cream?
A: At Sundae School.
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Q: Why did the boy run around his bed?
A: He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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