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#1 2021-09-19 00:28:05

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 21

Q: What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
A: From a distance.
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Q: What kind of music do mummies like best?
A: Wrap.
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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Q: Where can you learn to make ice cream?
A: At Sundae School.
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Q: Why did the boy run around his bed?
A: He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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