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#1 2021-11-04 00:09:28

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 8

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you! Need a tissue?
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Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.
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Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils!
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Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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