Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,242

More Miscellaneous Jokes - 8

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
* * *
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you! Need a tissue?
* * *
Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.
* * *
Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils!
* * *
Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.