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#1 2021-11-06 00:23:30

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 9

Nurse: The invisible man is here for his appointment.
Doctor: Tell him "I'm sorry I can't see him right now."
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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!
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Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!
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Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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