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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 9

Nurse: The invisible man is here for his appointment.
Doctor: Tell him "I'm sorry I can't see him right now."
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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!
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Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!
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Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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