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#1 2021-11-16 00:03:22

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 13

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.
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Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.
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Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.
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Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.
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