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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 13
Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.
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Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.
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Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.
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Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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