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#1 2021-12-16 00:16:23

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 29

Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?"
Student: "The present tense would be 'I am in prison.'"
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Adam : "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Alex : "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"
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Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"
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A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"
The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
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Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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