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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 29

Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?"
Student: "The present tense would be 'I am in prison.'"
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Adam : "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Alex : "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"
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Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"
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A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"
The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
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Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”
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