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#1 2022-05-07 00:55:02

ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 97

Why don’t pirate marriages last much?
Because of all the arrrrguments.
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Wooden pegs and hooks are really expensive these days.
They cost an arm and a leg.
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
P. Because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg.
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How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology?
It’s the iPatch that gives it away.
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Why do pirates make great lawyers?
Because they have very good arrrrguments.
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