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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Why don’t pirate marriages last much?

Because of all the arrrrguments.

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Wooden pegs and hooks are really expensive these days.

They cost an arm and a leg.

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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

P. Because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg.

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How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology?

It’s the iPatch that gives it away.

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Why do pirates make great lawyers?

Because they have very good arrrrguments.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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