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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A: A roamin' numeral.

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Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?

A: They had nothing in common.

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Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiance?

A: With a polynomial ring!

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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

A: They already 8 (ate)!

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Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

A: A middle school math problem!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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