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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 3

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A: A roamin' numeral.
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Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.
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Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiance?
A: With a polynomial ring!
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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!
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Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A middle school math problem!
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