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#1 2024-07-05 16:10:37
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - IX
Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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What belongs to you but others use more?
Your name.
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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