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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Clean Jokes - IX

Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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What belongs to you but others use more?
Your name.
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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