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#1 2024-08-25 00:03:54
- Jai Ganesh
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School Jokes - II
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY).
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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
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Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.
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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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