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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY).

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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

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Q: What is a proof?

A: One-half percent of alcohol.

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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

A: Because she couldn't control her pupils?

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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