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Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

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Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?

A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!

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Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?

A: The door won't close!

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?

A: My-feet-are-saurus.

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Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?

A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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