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#1 2024-09-18 00:09:58

Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - XII

Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
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Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
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Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won't close!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus.
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Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
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