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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jokes - VI

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
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Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
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Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: A duck-filled platy puss.
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Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
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Q: What is a lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
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paulb203

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Registered: 2023-02-24

Posts: 313

Re: Cat Jokes - VI

What do you call a cat who just ate ten ducks?

A duck-filled fatty puss

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