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#1 2024-09-28 00:03:07

Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - VI

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
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Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
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Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: A duck-filled platy puss.
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Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
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Q: What is a lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2024-09-28 22:06:14

paulb203
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Registered: 2023-02-24
Posts: 281

Re: Cat Jokes - VI

What do you call a cat who just ate ten ducks?

A duck-filled fatty puss


Prioritise. Persevere. No pain, no gain.

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