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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - I

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the "barking" lot!
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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