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#1 2024-10-10 00:03:33

Jai Ganesh
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Dog Jokes - I

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the "barking" lot!
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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