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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race? 
A: Because it was ahead! 
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? 
A: They suspected it of fowl play! 
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? 
A: An eggroll! 
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Q: What type of horses only go out at night? 
A: Nightmares! 
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Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? 
A: Stable tennis! 
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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