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#1 2025-02-28 00:02:01
- Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - V
Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
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Q: What type of horses only go out at night?
A: Nightmares!
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Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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