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#1 2007-05-17 22:38:14

kpeter66
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Classics

What do you call an man with a shuvle on his head?

Douge

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because there were no chickens around at that time!!!

HAHA HEHE!!:lol:

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#2 2007-05-17 22:50:17

U7109
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Re: Classics

Ah, the classics. Can't beat some of 'em, the chickens crossing roads are classics.


"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon

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#3 2007-05-18 00:09:33

MathsIsFun
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Re: Classics

What do you call a man after a shovel is REMOVED from his head?

Dougless

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs stuck in a pile of leaves?

Russell


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#4 2007-05-18 02:21:45

JaneFairfax
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Re: Classics

What do you call a girl between two goal posts?
Annette.

What does a girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Eileen.

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#5 2007-05-18 03:16:25

mathsyperson
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Re: Classics

People wrote:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs stuck in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What does a girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Eileen.

What do you call a man who's been stuck in a pile of leaves for a long time?
Pete

What does a Japanese girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Irene.


Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.

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#6 2007-05-18 03:49:17

Devantè
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Re: Classics

Q. Why did the girl fall off her bike?
A. Because someone threw a refrigerator at her.

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#7 2007-05-20 11:04:50

ooey
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Re: Classics

cool

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#8 2007-05-27 20:02:41

U7109
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Re: Classics

What do you call a man who's just finished a can of soup?

Duncan.

What do you call a person who's very obsessed with puzzles?

Ana Gram


"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon

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#9 2007-05-27 20:07:07

JaneFairfax
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Re: Classics

Q: What do you call a person who’s very obsessed with shapes?

A: Poly Gon.

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Q: What do you call a person who’s very obsessed with movies?

A: Cliff Hanger.

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#10 2007-05-27 20:47:39

MathsIsFun
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Re: Classics

Q: What do you call a person who’s very obsessed with storms?

A: Harry Kane.


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#11 2007-06-20 22:35:29

Lulu
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Re: Classics

Heyaa Guys

Got a good un
Flying high at 2 metres per minute
Whaa da yaa calll meh#??!?!
Luv yaa allll smile:) x

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#12 2007-06-21 03:55:52

Laterally Speaking
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Re: Classics

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Matt

What's pink and soft and found between a monster's toes?
Slow runners


"Knowledge is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined."
"This woman painted a picture of me; she was clearly a psychopath"

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#13 2007-06-21 07:19:09

pi man
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Re: Classics

Laterally Speaking wrote:

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Matt

What do you call a dog with no legs?   Nothing.   It won't come anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs and hanging on the wall?   Art.

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#14 2007-06-21 07:24:29

precious
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Re: Classics

good joke very funnykisskissroflolkisskiss:lol::D

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#15 2007-07-04 15:40:10

U7109
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Re: Classics

What do you call a girl who's loved by everyone? Penny.

What do you call a girl who loves flowers? Rose.


"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon

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#16 2007-08-18 16:20:09

burningleo
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Re: Classics

what do u call the race horse that just made u lose

glue


What was, was and whats here is now big_smile

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#17 2007-09-10 01:18:33

landof+
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Re: Classics

Classic, I haven't had a good laugh since!


I shall be on leave until I say so...

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#18 2007-10-20 14:56:27

JohnnyReinB
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Re: Classics

kpeter66 wrote:

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because there were no chickens around at that time!!!

HAHA HEHE!!:lol:

Q:Why DIDN'T the dinosaur cross the road?


A: Roads weren't invented yet!

Q:Who is the author of "Fell Off A Cliff"?

A: Eileen Dover


"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" wink

Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam

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#19 2007-10-20 20:08:04

Identity
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Re: Classics

these jokes are so morbid

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#20 2007-12-11 01:08:59

Lulu
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Re: Classics

Heyyaa Guuuys big_smile

WHYS NOBODY ANSWERIN MA JOKE??!!

It's AMAZIN.. ANSWER!!!

Got a good un
Flying high at 2 metres per minute
Whaa da yaa calll meh??!?!
Luv yaa allll  x

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