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#1 2007-05-17 22:38:14
- kpeter66
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Classics
What do you call an man with a shuvle on his head?
Douge
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no chickens around at that time!!!
HAHA HEHE!!:lol:
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#2 2007-05-17 22:50:17
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Re: Classics
Ah, the classics. Can't beat some of 'em, the chickens crossing roads are classics.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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#3 2007-05-18 00:09:33
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Re: Classics
What do you call a man after a shovel is REMOVED from his head?
Dougless
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms or legs stuck in a pile of leaves?
Russell
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#4 2007-05-18 02:21:45
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Re: Classics
What do you call a girl between two goal posts?
Annette.
What does a girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Eileen.
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#5 2007-05-18 03:16:25
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Re: Classics
What do you call a man with no arms or legs stuck in a pile of leaves?
RussellWhat does a girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Eileen.
What do you call a man who's been stuck in a pile of leaves for a long time?
Pete
What does a Japanese girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Irene.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#6 2007-05-18 03:49:17
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Re: Classics
Q. Why did the girl fall off her bike?
A. Because someone threw a refrigerator at her.
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#7 2007-05-20 11:04:50
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#8 2007-05-27 20:02:41
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Re: Classics
What do you call a man who's just finished a can of soup?
Duncan.
What do you call a person who's very obsessed with puzzles?
Ana Gram
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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#9 2007-05-27 20:07:07
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Re: Classics
Q: What do you call a person whos very obsessed with shapes?
A: Poly Gon.
Q: What do you call a person whos very obsessed with movies?
A: Cliff Hanger.
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#10 2007-05-27 20:47:39
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Q: What do you call a person whos very obsessed with storms?
A: Harry Kane.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#11 2007-06-20 22:35:29
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Re: Classics
Heyaa Guys
Got a good un
Flying high at 2 metres per minute
Whaa da yaa calll meh#??!?!
Luv yaa allll 
:) x
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#12 2007-06-21 03:55:52
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Matt
What's pink and soft and found between a monster's toes?
Slow runners
"Knowledge is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined."
"This woman painted a picture of me; she was clearly a psychopath"
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#13 2007-06-21 07:19:09
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Matt
What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing. It won't come anyway.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs and hanging on the wall? Art.
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#14 2007-06-21 07:24:29
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Re: Classics
good joke very funny
:lol::D
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#15 2007-07-04 15:40:10
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Re: Classics
What do you call a girl who's loved by everyone? Penny.
What do you call a girl who loves flowers? Rose.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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#16 2007-08-18 16:20:09
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Re: Classics
what do u call the race horse that just made u lose
glue
What was, was and whats here is now 
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#17 2007-09-10 01:18:33
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Re: Classics
Classic, I haven't had a good laugh since!
I shall be on leave until I say so...
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#18 2007-10-20 14:56:27
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Re: Classics
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no chickens around at that time!!!
HAHA HEHE!!:lol:
Q:Why DIDN'T the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Roads weren't invented yet!
Q:Who is the author of "Fell Off A Cliff"?
A: Eileen Dover
"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" 
Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam
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#19 2007-10-20 20:08:04
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Re: Classics
these jokes are so morbid
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#20 2007-12-11 01:08:59
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Re: Classics
Heyyaa Guuuys
WHYS NOBODY ANSWERIN MA JOKE??!!
It's AMAZIN.. ANSWER!!!
Got a good un
Flying high at 2 metres per minute
Whaa da yaa calll meh??!?!
Luv yaa allll x
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