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What do you call a three legged donky? A wonky
teacher:tom say a sentance with fascinate in it tom:well if i had to do up my shirt with ten buttons and two fell off then i would only have fasten eight
waiter waiter will my hamburger b long. no sir it will be round like all the others doctor doctor where r u i'm right here beside u miss how do u make an apple puff chase it round the garden why did the jelly wobble beacause it saw the milk shake did u hare about the prunes that got arrested they were remanded in custardy
Why were the fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school
Where do pencils go in vacation? To pencil-vania
why did the orange stop? because he ran out of juice. why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the second hand shop.
Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes? Because she couldn't control her pupils! What do elephants do at the back of a Mini? Play squash Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 seconds Wait a minute
the teacher goes to this lad say your alphabet be4 you go 2 the toilet ok abcdefghijklmno_qrstuvwxyz where the p half way down me leg miss Sammi_brown26@hotmail.com
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the second hand shop
What do you call a bored Oranutang? a BORANGATANG
question what do you get when you cross a pig with a karate champ?????????? anwser PORK CHOPS
Docter, docter i'm going to die in 59 seconds Hold on a mintute
why did the orange stop half way down the hill? because it ran out of juice
why did'nt the skeleoton go to the disco? because he had no body to go with.
What do you get when you put together a bird, a car, and a dog... A flying carpet!because a bird flies a is a car and a dog is a pet. How do you make friends with a squirrel? Climd a tree and act like nut. One day a man went to buy a bird and the man asked the bird man what does the bird do if I lift one of his foot.Bird man:He talks english.Man:What if I lift the other foot? Birdman: He talks spanish. Man: What if I lift both of his feet at the same time? Bird: I fall stupid!!!
Teacher:Ann, why are you doing your homework on the floor? Ann:Becauz u told me 2 do it without tables.
Q.why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed whith him A.he wanted to see how long he would sleep
Teacher: Does anyone know where the Andes are? Boy: At the end of my armies!!!!
custamor: waiter waiter! wots this? waiter: its bean soup sir custamor:i don't care wot its been wot is it now!
what is the difference brtween a teacher and a train? answer the teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew
why did the dinoseur cross the road because there were no chickens invented
knock knock whos there? boo! boo who there there don't cry
what goes up and never comes down? ur age
Why did the teacher turn the light up coz her class was dim!!!!!!!!!!!!!